Is it too early to do this? I don’t think so…
My fellow Americans I would like to announce the historical win of President Barrack Obama our first African American President (not that race has anything to do with his win of course). Drop the balloons, sound the cheers and hey to everyone else in the world, we may be a lot of things but we sure as heck aren’t racist, shucks, golly gee and my best Sarah Palin wink. We are a more hunky dory America now and we all punted some of those old white guys out the door, yes sir, come on over for tea and croissants Europe : ) Putin why don’t you send a few Russian Bombers over Alaska, we don’t care, not that many people up there anyway and it might keep that Palin chick awake at night, she sure doesn’t need any more beauty sleep…
You know I would be all good with President Obama’s win if it wasn’t SO FRIGGIN ARTIFICIAL AND CONTRIVED. I hate to be popping those celebration balloons before they even fall but man President Obama’s win was so pre-determined that I am 99% certain my prediction is accurate 30 days before the first person votes. How’s that for lame, does this race track still pump up the horses before the gate or what, YAWN.
Man what I wouldn’t give for a real Kennedy/Nixon election, boy I miss those…
Although I will give the McCain team a real nod, Sarah Palin threw the fear of God into every Democrat, canned journalist and liberal bot in America. That poll bump for McCain after she was announced had every Liberal leaner and every mainstream journalist twitching like a epileptic without their medication. They could see very clearly the possibility of a McCain win with her as VP and my they went to work like I have never seen before.
NY Times, Time Magazine, LA Times, ABC, NBC, CBS, Tina Fey gave the shout out to the Liberal media elite, grow a pair and go after her. Researching previous elections, this is a whole new world of media bias, unprecedented, remember she is THE VP CANDIDATE. It really has gone to a new level with her, remember she is just the friggin VP and the mainstream media has gone after her like a pack of wolves on a rabbit. Biden puts his foot in his mouth every other day and has 30+ years of political experience but a working woman and mom, screws up and she is done for and she is ONLY THE VP…
I’ll admit personally to my own little affection for the woman, crush, I don’t know, just that identification that hmmm maybe there is Democracy in America, a regular person really could be president or at least VP. Not a Harvard lawyer or a Yale Lawyer, not a rich established old money family. I was like wow, maybe it isn’t a lie, maybe every American could aspire to the Presidency if they spoke to the American people directly, even if they were human and made speaking mistakes, even if they weren’t slick lawyers who can spin any question the way they want it with there smooth lawyer talk, even if they didn’t spend years in the political machines hearing the whispers from the special people and shaking the special hands…
Maybe America isn’t ruled by a invisible power elite that meets in Colorado and Texas and controls both parties (kidding, what’s a joke, without a conspiracy reference : )
The real race was in the Democratic Primary. Hillary vs Obama, thats when the undeniable historical presidency was up for grabs but lets face it the “powers that be” decided it was time to not just flip over the coin and show the DNC side, they had to have a guaranteed ”historical candidate” (a woman or a african american). Its the same coin folks (DNC on one side, GOP on the other) but lets keep doing that slight of hand. I doubt we will ever again see in our lifetimes a ticket that does not include at least one woman or a minority ever again in America. (Hey I predict the Mexican American VP candidate once the millions of illegal Mexicans are legalized and it will be on the Republican ticket in 2012 or 2016 – any takers?)
Lets face facts here, the Republicans threw this election like Mike Tyson hitting the mat KO’d after Mickey Mouse tapped him on the chin with his mouse tail in the first 10 seconds. Meanwhile he was opening his eye a little just to make sure that everyone bought it, it was pretty obvious though. The GOP hates John McCain, that guy really doesn’t play ball with the power brokers, lets face it and his own party hates him. Imagine the landslide election if McCain did not pick Palin and had some other old white guy, any old white guy?
I think there was genuine fear though because Palin proved to be connecting better than they imagined with the people, if the media had not edited her interviews and targeted her with such savage preciseness it very well could have flipped the election. The main stream media took care of business though and that call came from Texas/Colorado and said “hey there, don’t like these polls, intensify on Palin…” Established billion dollar media conglomerate “But, she is only the VP, are you sure ?” – Yes call Tina Fey…
Obama runs his high brow campaign and lets the main stream media do the dirty work for him…
One Example: Katie Couric pins down Palin by asking her what newspapers or newspaper magazines she reads. To the average person this seems like a simple and innocent question but you will never hear it asked of any other politican and I’ll tell you why.
Politicians don’t read any newspapers or media, they have a researcher who reads all of them each day and creates what they call clips or news briefs. That person is usually up at 3 or 4 in the morning and creating a briefing for the politician each day and they often read the brief to them over breakfast, takes about 10 minutes. Why ? Because the media is biased, all politicians know it so they don’t even read it.
Now Palin is still a real person and has trouble answering that question but even the best politician would in trying to side step it, so she looks absolutely incompetent which was exactly the intent of Couric and what she wanted to capture on film.
A lawyer will get you by only asking you a question he knows the answer to but a journalist will get you by asking you a question they know you can not answer. I am hoping 2008 is their last hurrah as the internet continues to increase in ability and people continue to tune into media blogs and citizen journalists which cut the spin out and pull back the so-called “unbiased media” curtain.
I also in my sleep dream about a third party in America, like I dreamed about Ron Paul winning the Republican ticket. I dream about democracy in America, I also dream of Jeanie but whatever…
Congratulations President Barrack Obama, forgive me, but many a lawyer has gone to Washington and you know, I just don’t care, you’re going to be a fall guy President overseeing one of the hardest economic periods in American history, America is going to blame you for everything, even if they stub their toe. Somewhere in America in 2010, on the way to the couch to watch TV, Owwww, my toe, that damn Obama if I didn’t have health care I would be walking more carefully and wouldn’t have stubbed my toe.
Just watch, President Obama, you also are going to realize that you can’t really do anything unless you have a two term presidency which you are not going to have, sorry. So all of your good intentions, all of your good policies, all of your “real” change, well it is all going to get flushed in 2012…
Oh you will get a few things through but certainly not the important ones…
So I kind of feel sorry for Mr. President Barrack Obama. I think the best thing would have been for McCain to win 2008 so that the GOP brand name would take the marketing hit it deserves on their brand name, after all they are responsible for the issues to a large degree.
And for Democrats, it still isn’t too late to vote for McCain, now that you have had a look through the looking glass…
P.S. Hillary Clinton for President 2012…
2 terms guaranteed…





